Monday, June 18, 2007

Wouldn't It be Nice?

What if when Queen Elizabeth died Prince Charles abdicated the throne to Prince. (by "Prince I mean "Purple Rain" Prince), making him a King-if only for a moment? Whomever the hell is in charge of that mucking bull would pull the plug and yank the throne from under him and give it to the oldest of Princess Di's kids (his majesty would have to take of the crown, put on a raspberry beret and roll with the injustice of it all.). Lady Di's boys ARE dashing though, aren't they? Well once that happened, what if the younger was consumed with jealousy? So much so that he hatched a devious plan. ("you know it seems the more we talk about it, it only makes it worse to live without it." b. wilson of the beach boys) What if overcast days never turned him on but something about the clouds and him mixed, so he enacted his plan, knocked off his brother and became King. Pardoning himself, His newly crowned Majesty would proceed without guilt and with the public behind him hijack the government of the U.K. and make it a monarchy once again.

King ( ) 's first act would be to invade France. The French, of course, would welcome him with open arms. With His Purple Majesty playing 21 gigs in London in 21 days the French would be dying for a show by the Prince from Minneapolis. They've all been screaming "Let's Go Crazy!" since the 80's haven't they?

Don't worry about the international implications of an outright monarchy ruling such a major country. With an ever eroding judicial oversite of our executive branch, we're 9/10's of the way there ourselves.

"You know it's going to make it that much better, when we could say goodnight and stay together." b. wilson
Seeing as how we seem to have this never ending fixation with royalty Wouldn't It Be Nice if we just signed on with the crown and followed through with something for once? Wouldn't It Be Nice to just drop all the pretenses and have fun with it?

I won't even tell you who I think would make the best Queen. I wouldn't mind hearing your suggestions though. As it is . . . .

. . . . "I . . . . I love the colorful clothes she wears and the way the sunlight plays upon her hair." b. wilson

Man, it's going to be great! It's going to be FAB! Fab, with a great big fabulous FAB! It's going to be "FUN! FUN! FUN! till her daddy takes the T-Bird away!" b. wilson

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