I guess it would be hard for some of us to tuck a bill sporting the image from the Shroud of Turin into the g-string of a stripper, but wtf right? Fuckin'-A-Right Batman! Maybe capitalism and Christianity don't mix all that well after all, cast the money changers out of the temple and all of that, right? By the way, I think that's in large part why the dollar coin is always a failure. One can't hold many coins in a g-string.
Non Sequitur: Brian Wilson is one of the few living geniuses. Armando Morales is another.